Fortune cookies

I've been amused at both of my last two fortune cookies.

Cookie 1: "You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective". Yes, and so do you.

Cookie 2: "A nice cake is waiting for you". The cake is a lie.

Entry first conceived on 13 August 2009, 0:59 UTC, last modified on 15 January 2012, 3:46 UTC
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