How to become a felon: by reading the newspaper edition

  1. Read our local news paper on its website
  2. Receive a message that you've read your limit of articles this month
  3. Open "Private Browsing" (Mozilla Firefox), "InPrivate Filtering" (Internet Explorer) or "Incognito mode" (Google Chrome)
  4. Return to the local paper's website and read another story

It is possible that you are now a felon under Nebraska Revised Statute 28-1344, which says:

Any person who intentionally accesses… any computer… without authorization… shall be guilty of a class IV felony if he or she intentionally: … (2) obtains property or services of another

Entry first conceived on 15 August 2012, 13:01 UTC, last modified on 8 October 2012, 22:55 UTC
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