Distribution: Primary and residual human resources
To whom it may concern:
Please stop stuffing the ideas box with proposed solutions to anthropogenic climate change. As you know, the worst case consequences of ACC are predicted to be:
- Hundreds of thousands of premature deaths per year
- Millions of QUALYs lost per year
- Hundreds of millions of environmental migrants
- Regional and possible large-scale war over access to resources, including potable water
- Trillions of Euros of property damage and loss
- Loss of low-lying areas to sea-level change
The ideas box is for discussion of SERIOUS threats to humanity, such as
- Netflix cancellation of all its superhero shows
- Possible interference by Blue Hades in the Oscars awards
- Failed firmware updates on conspicuous-consumption "fitness" devices
- Those demonic wasp-things that are gestating in the abdomens of several world leaders
- Irritating advertisements interrupting our free music streaming
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
— The Management
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